So now the search begins for fortune cookies that serve my nefarious purposes. Unfortunately, my first acquisition is a considerable failure. The LaChoy brand fortune cookies bought at the local grocery store were inexpensive but unsuited for my designs. The box costs $1.50 and twelve cookies came in the box, so each cookie ran $0.125 each, much cheaper than a colorful die but usable only once. The other good news is that consuming the cookies during gameplay won't accelerate negative health consequences. These are the blurry stats on fortune cookies (yes,
plural - a serving size is five cookies for some reason):
Once open, the message inside reveals naught but a cheerful fortune. No numbers or vocabulary of any sort. Presumably LaChoy does not want to be held financially liable when their lotto numbers fail to make you a millionaire. But this fruitless battle is just the first in a long campaign. The future awaits!
Forward to victory!
~ Adm. Wolff ~
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